Let’s throw her in the Tiber they said, it would be fun they said.
It wasn’t fun at all, neither a bit. It’s some kind of tradition or something, my cousin was throwed in that motherfucking river too when he turned 20 while some people do it in the New Year’s Day. Never trust anyone, especially your friends when they’re pretty drunk.
Sooner or later this was going to happen and I wanted to be the one to bring it.
I regret nothing.
Oh lord.
OMFGGGGG
(Source: thegirlwiththeblueribbon)
I don’t care how long we spend reading Homestuck.
Blind jokes will always be funny.
He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.
eating all the babies
actual cannibal jake english
Kinda what I imagine the Condescension looks like!
no? just me?
CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.














